CucumberSoju

Hari ini, waktu lagi becanda2, gua ga sengaja nyodok muka temen (Sandy, red) pake folder plastik (yang biasanya buat nyimpen kertas2 n dokumen2)
Abis kena sodok, Sandy mringis2 nutupin idungnya
Sandy: Hey, I’m bleeding.
Me: Jgn becanda loe~! Ini kan cuma folder plastik!!!
Sandy: Beneran…idungku berdarah…
Sandy ngebuka tangannya dari idungnya..n it was true…his nose was bleeding…
I was so speechless~~~~~~~~~~~~

Filed under: Nonsense on October 24th, 2007 | No Comments » by Piccollo

Last weekend, i arranged a so-called ice breaking dinner with my new classmates. Yes, I arranged it since i’m the head of the class. We went to a Korean restaurant and after the dinner was over, we continued to had some drinks in a bar nearby. i drank quite a lot at that time, and i realized that i was quite drunk too, but i believe that i was fine and i can control myself.
We finished at 4 o’clock and at that time i was so sleepy that i went out from the bar, said goodbye to some classmates and went home directly. When i woke up in the morning, i realized something was going wrong, so i gave my so-called vice head of the class a call. i asked him, yesterday when we went to bar, i leave the bar directly. so who actually have paid for all the drinks, because if somebody have paid for my drinks, then i have to pay him/her back.
My vice head of class said: What are you talking about?
Me: What? why?
Him: you already paid for everything………..
Me: !#@$%$#% What??#$@#%^ are you sure?
Him: yes i am very sure because i saw you taking out the money from your purse………
Me: no i didn’t~~!! i went home before you guys went home~!!!!
Him: Yes u did, but u have paid for everything before you went home. and you said “i’m very happy to have you all as my new classmates, so all drinks are all my treat today”
Me: @$%#^&$%@^&$^$%#@%^&*^%#$@$#$
I hang up the phone, and looked for my purse. Oh my God…it’s true………….
i remember that i bring about $1000 when i went to dinner, and now it’s only $600 left.
I’m so speechless..i don’t think i will drink again for such a while. the first reason is, when i’m drunk i forget some things, some important things actually, such as spending money, become extravagant and wasteful. The second reason is, I’m totally broke T.T

Filed under: Nonsense on October 21st, 2007 | No Comments » by Piccollo

Suatu hari CINTA dan KAWAN berjalan dalam kampung…
Tiba-tiba CINTA terjatuh dalam telaga…
Kenapa??
Kerena… CINTA itu buta…
Lalu KAWAN pun ikut terjun dalam telaga…
Kenapa??
Kerena… KAWAN akan berbuat apa saja demi CINTA!!
Di dalam telaga CINTA hilang…
Kenapa??
Kerena… CINTA itu halus, mudah hilang kalau tak dijaga, sukar dicari,
apa lagi dalam telaga yang gelap…
Sedangkan KAWAN masih mencari-cari di mana CINTA dan terus menunggu…
Kenapa??
Karena… KAWAN itu sejati dan akan kekal sebagai KAWAN yang setia!!

Filed under: Friendship on October 10th, 2007 | 1 Comment » by Piccollo

Tuhan itu emang maha mengerti semuanya~~
BBrp hari yang lalu, waktu gua lagi jalan2 di deket rumah, gua liat di seberang jalan, ada temen sekelas gua, lagi nangkring di busstop..yang notabene mnrt gua ’sangat tidak menarik’..pendek, item, gendut, n berkacamata (sekali lagi bagi yang merasa tersindir, tolong jangan marah karena pendapat ini sangat subjektif) — sebagai informasi tambahan, pernah sekali waktu pas di kelas, dia ngelepas sepatunya..n bau kakinya itu lho..no comment deh–waktu di busstop itu, gua mikir2..nyapa…ngga nyapa..nyapa..ngga nyapa..
Pas lagi ragu2nya, kayanya cowok itu ngeliat gua..pas itu, gua dengan paniknya langsung ngebuang muka n jalan terus..pura2 ga ngeliat dia..sambil berpikir di dalem ati..gila nih org jelek amat..males dah gua nyapa..
Tadi pagi..waktu naik bus on the way to school..tiba2 tangan gua dicolek org dari belakang..ternyata…ternyataa….it was him -_-! n dia bilang, bbrp hari keliatan gua di seberang jalan, mau nyapa gua, tapi gua keburu kabur..OMG..malunyaa~~!! dengan begonya gua bilang..kapan ya…ga tau tuh..kayanya ga pernah keliatan loe akhir2 ini…
Lebih parahnya, begitu kita turun dari bus, tiba2 turun ujan gede~!! n tadi pagi gua ga bawa payung! so, ending cerita ini bisa ditebak..karena dia bawa payung, akhirnya kita sepayung berdua jalan bareng ke skul T.T
Obrol punya obrol, ternyata dia lulusan universitas paling top di korea, yang notabene paling prestise dan bereputasi tinggi di korea, and dia pengacara..(bukan PENGangguran bAnyak ACARA tapi pengacara beneran)..n orgnya baik sekalee~~
Pesan yang bisa kita ambil dari cerita ini:
1. don’t judge a book by its cover (meskipun semua org udah mengerti pepatah ini tapi tetep aja ini sangat masuk akal)
2. jgn ragu2 kalo mau nyapa ato ga nyapa org..kalo mau kabur cepetan kabur (daripada ketahuan lagi kabur dengan panik..malunya itu lhoo)
3. sedia payung sebelum ujan (sangat penting)

Filed under: Funny on October 8th, 2007 | 2 Comments » by Piccollo

I love you as my closest, dearest friend.
Boys and girls can be just closest friends.
There is no passion greater than the one
That touches not the body but the heart. You mean much more to me than someone who
I date and undate, want and then don’t want.
They’re the waves, and you are like a shore
Where I can sit and watch them kiss the sand.

I’m sorry I can’t be with you today,
When you should rule by virtue of your birth.
Please accept this tribute of mere words,
Poor substitute for all I am and have.

Filed under: Friendship on September 25th, 2007 | 1 Comment » by Piccollo